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How To Ruin America

by ODE Willie's Funky Bunch

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So Offended 00:46
I'm so offended by everything today. I hate the pope I think he's a joke The statue in the park Our president is dark The break lights on the bus Has caused me to fuss The fat kid on T.V. And her talking knee That violent video game Has made my son insane Those people are gay That's not okay That child in the zoo What did the mother do? I'm so offended by everything today And by everything you say.
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News 00:59
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Cancer 01:01
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Country Song 01:26
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Yes Reptiles 01:10
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We are in the era of history where the country of America is absolutely fed up with the rest of the world. Illegal immigration, terrorism, and global warming are just a few examples of things we need to fix. As president of The United States I would like to propose a solution that can fix all of these problems. As a country we are going to succeed from the rest of the world, physically remove our land from the ground, split all of the states apart from each other, and form each individual state into it's own planet. But we're also going to need a sun, no problem, all we need to do is take out a smaller fraction of the sun that already exists while leaving plenty of the sun left for the rest of the world. We are going to form our own solar system, and we are going to call it The United Planets of America. And I guarantee you, it is going to work.
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Pimp Shrimp 01:00
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Dentist 00:38
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Moist Finger 00:21
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Fire God 00:44
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Pedophile 01:26
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La 00:39
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I need that car, I need that boat. I need a corndog to shove down my throat. I fill my home with pointless stuff. I just can't get enough. I'm never satisfied with what I have. I go to the mall, I go to the store. I spend my money on more and more. I'm still not happy my life is tough. I just cant get enough.
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I Don't Lie 00:59
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about

With the presidential race tearing our country apart, the Funky Bunch reconvened from 3 different locations to put together another record to help get you through this insane election season.

Recorded March-August 2016 in Texas and Massachusetts.

Number of physical copies that exist (updated monthly): 26

We don't own the commercial soundbites used in track 22.

credits

released August 10, 2016

Jimmy Arca - acoustic guitar, artwork, banjo, cage bars, claves, cooking pot, drill, electric guitar, flexatone, kazoo, Sharpies, tambourine, toothbrush, tracklist sorting, trash can lid, vocals, YouTube channel management, etc.

Mason DeLosSantos - acoustic guitar, banjo, bongos, bugle, didgeridoo, electric guitar, harmonica, horn, Jew's harp, pickle jar, steel drum, trash can lid, triangle, vocals, whip, whistle, wine glass, etc.

Zack Lorenzen - acoustic guitar, Bandcamp upload, electric guitar, sink, tracklist sorting, vocals, etc.

Hayden Vassar - bells, bongos, didgeridoo, maracas, rain stick, steel drum, tambourine, vocals, wooden frog, zipper, etc.

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ODE Willie's Funky Bunch Fort Worth, Texas

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YouTube playlist of everything: www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUcYaERHu2g5ePMAyTHuAeKjPyTRQ4wWn&disable_polymer=true

Zack's solo albums: theheistrevenge.bandcamp.com

Jimmy's solo albums: jimmyarca.bandcamp.com

Hayden's NFL podcast:
anchor.fm/hayden-vassar

Sean's Twitch:
www.twitch.tv/shonuyen
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